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Mar 21

I don’t think I’m capable of love.

This was what I told a man that poured his heart out to me. On different days when I have sleepless nights and roll in my bed, it randomly hits me that I might end up alone. Sometimes in the shower, when reading a book, at work or just listening…

Lovestory

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I don’t think I’m capable of love.
I don’t think I’m capable of love.
Lovestory

6 min read


Mar 18

Mini skirt

Things I never told my mother — One morning a girl woke up and saw red all over her bedspread, she ran straight to the bathroom and started crying. What is wrong with me, why I’m I bleeding? Nobody has spoken about periods to her. …

Society And Culture

5 min read

Mini skirt
Mini skirt
Society And Culture

5 min read


Mar 17

Adulting Uncensored #Issue2

Slowing down, Resignation and Uncertainties. — I’m not sure how this would go but let's see. I currently work two jobs (or used to…laughs in agbado) cause the thought of being broke and helplessly in need of money drives me nuts. I don’t know how to ask for favours, I feel it’s exhausting for even the…

Adulthood

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Adulting Uncensored #Issue2
Adulting Uncensored #Issue2
Adulthood

6 min read


Feb 8

Adulting Uncensored #Issue 1

Nobody owes you anything — You’ll wake up one morning and find yourself in a web of unrealistic expectations. Thinking the friend you went the extra mile for would be there when you need them the most. Let me explain; One day I was going through my contact list, and I wasn’t looking for anything out…

People

3 min read

Adulting Uncensored #Issue 1
Adulting Uncensored #Issue 1
People

3 min read


Feb 5

Photograph

We keep this Love in a photograph — Oh, the lover with a heart of gold, Kept every moment, never to grow old. In photographs, time was frozen still, Where eyes sparkled and hearts never filled with a chill. Memories captured, never to fade, Of laughter, love, and joy displayed. …

Poetry

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Photograph
Photograph
Poetry

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Sep 17, 2022

I no longer want to write, I’m tired.

Dear reader, There have been so many occasions in the recent past when I have crumbled because I failed to reach a deadline or because I have hit a creative block that is taking much longer to overcome than I had anticipated…

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1 min read


Aug 25, 2022

Daily Bread

Dear Olisa, what is this Life? — In the mornings, I always feel unprepared and terrible that I’m not making a bigger effort. It’s already past 8 in the morning, and I’m having a hard time getting out of bed to start my remote workday. Midnight's sobs left me with a throbbing headache and impaired vision. …

Life

6 min read

Daily Bread
Daily Bread
Life

6 min read


Jul 19, 2022

Of broken promises

First Love — Roses come in a variety of colours, including yellow, white, pink, and red. In the beginning, I had a rose, then I met a man. After that, my rose was gone and I became dumb. Njideka advised me that if I don’t join the party, I’ll be left out. I…

Rape

3 min read

Of broken promises
Of broken promises
Rape

3 min read


Jul 14, 2022

Nearly all the men in Lagos read this book.

What is wrong with Lagos men? — Omo this laygus is laying(in Bob’s voice), cause what did I read??? You see the truth is I've been wanting to do this book review for so long but different forces have been on my matter. This twelve stories collection is a well-prepared concoction with assorted meat. Firstly Lagos is…

Lagos

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Nearly all the men in Lagos read this book.
Nearly all the men in Lagos read this book.
Lagos

4 min read


Jul 12, 2022

Awake

Turning 21 — One time you were a child running stack naked, singing happy melodies marching into class, throwing stones, filling up old boxes with toys, flying handmade kites, no job, no assets, just waking up every morning eating like a thief and hoping it never ends. Your Aunt comes visiting and looks…

Birthday

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Awake
Awake
Birthday

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